Ok, girls with nice boobs are hott. Girls with blonde hair are hott. Brunettes are hott. Redheads, Puerto Ricans, and hipster chicks are hott.
But you know what really gets me going, y’all?
GIRLS WITH SWAG
Swag it out bb
I bring to y’all my list of the most SWAGGED THE EFF OUT chicks in the game.
# 7 ELLEN DEGENERES
The Queen of Lezbo Swag furreal
Ellen has a hilarious show, a super banging hot wife, a mad fresh dougie, and Lil B has an entire song about her. Swag. If I was a girl she could convert me into a lesbian for sure.
# 6 UFFIE
Nice Steeze bb
Bottoms Up Y'all
Everybody knows that Uffie was the first Ke$ha. She’s like the Ke$ha of Williamsburg. This girl has the ‘skanky’ swag.
# 5 Dijonay Jones from the Proud Family
Swagimation
Before the word swag even existed this chick was killin hoes and swaggin out on the Disney Channel.
# 4 Lady Gaga
Born This Way bb
Nice Pokerface bb
Lady Gaga is weird as hell. Swag and weird kinda go hand in hand though, so Lady Gaga is SWAG as hell. This chicks level of swag turns me on furreal. I’ll go to the Edge of Glory with you.
# 3 Kreayshawn
Damn girl whatchu sippin on
Gucci Gucci Bluntz
Kreayshawn hangs with Lil B, smokes purple ‘all day’, and is rising to fame via Youtube. Watch ‘Gucci Gucci’, you’ll fall in love. Love ya gurl <3
# 2 Justin Bieber
Baby, Baby, oh!
Chunk up the deuce bb!
Damn this chick has so much swag. She single handedly turned every 8-23 year old girl in ‘Merica into a lesbian. Watch out Ellen this chick is comin to take your lezbo swag queen crown!
# 1 NICKI MINAJ
Barbie Girl Swag
Blinged the Eff Out
Dat Ass
Nicki Minaj is the baddest, most swagged the eff out, ill b!tch in the game aiight? I’ve had steamy dreams about this girl. From her multiple personalities on Yeezy’s “Monster” to her maple syrup butt, everything about this girl screams SWAG.
And I love it.
Need a good hip hop playlist to turn your swag on to? Audrey put out a gangsta-ass playlist full of songs you’ve probably heard yesterday. Check it @ Adobeslabs.com (link on the blogroll too)
<3 y’all, I”m over a 1000 views now!
