Ok, girls with nice boobs are hott. Girls with blonde hair are hott. Brunettes are hott. Redheads, Puerto Ricans, and hipster chicks are hott.
But you know what really gets me going, y’all?
GIRLS WITH SWAG
I bring to y’all my list of the most SWAGGED THE EFF OUT chicks in the game.
# 7 ELLEN DEGENERES
Ellen has a hilarious show, a super banging hot wife, a mad fresh dougie, and Lil B has an entire song about her. Swag. If I was a girl she could convert me into a lesbian for sure.
# 6 UFFIE
Everybody knows that Uffie was the first Ke$ha. She’s like the Ke$ha of Williamsburg. This girl has the ‘skanky’ swag.
# 5 Dijonay Jones from the Proud Family
Before the word swag even existed this chick was killin hoes and swaggin out on the Disney Channel.
# 4 Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is weird as hell. Swag and weird kinda go hand in hand though, so Lady Gaga is SWAG as hell. This chicks level of swag turns me on furreal. I’ll go to the Edge of Glory with you.
# 3 Kreayshawn
Kreayshawn hangs with Lil B, smokes purple ‘all day’, and is rising to fame via Youtube. Watch ‘Gucci Gucci’, you’ll fall in love. Love ya gurl <3
# 2 Justin Bieber
Damn this chick has so much swag. She single handedly turned every 8-23 year old girl in ‘Merica into a lesbian. Watch out Ellen this chick is comin to take your lezbo swag queen crown!
# 1 NICKI MINAJ
Nicki Minaj is the baddest, most swagged the eff out, ill b!tch in the game aiight? I’ve had steamy dreams about this girl. From her multiple personalities on Yeezy’s “Monster” to her maple syrup butt, everything about this girl screams SWAG.
And I love it.
Need a good hip hop playlist to turn your swag on to? Audrey put out a gangsta-ass playlist full of songs you’ve probably heard yesterday. Check it @ Adobeslabs.com (link on the blogroll too)
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