First of all, if you aren’t a nerd/geek and you get sex on the reg, you probably won’t like this post. And I don’t blame you. You can just leave now and come back Friday for an interview with one of the Milrose Mile runners!
But if you have no shame, like yours truly, and at the age of 20 or higher (hopefully not too much higher) you still think Pokemon is the shit, well then indulge in some nostalgic dorkiness below. You probably won’t get a lot of these jokes without a decent/basic knowledge of Pokemans.
The premise is simple: If some of the most famous runners/running coaches/fans were Pokemon, what Pokemon would they be?
Alan Webb- Slowpoke
1:59.43.
No further explanation needed for this one.
Steve Prefontaine- Pikachu
Who makes these freaking pictures..
A super overhyped Pokemon/the most recognizable Pokemon name by non Pokemon fans. Why overhyped? Well he’s not a bad Pokemon but if I wouldn’t choose him for my Elite Four team.
Will Leer- Alakazam
THE STACHE
Derek Rubis- Ditto
Face in Hole totally stole their ideas from Ditto!
Silas Kiplagat- Mudkip
Silas Mudkiplagat
OTC- Team Rocket
The annoying bad guys
Galen Rupp- Meowth
Team Rocket's Mascot
Alberto Salazar- Giovanni
Team Rocket's Manager
Matt Centrowitz- Scyther
THE THROAT SLIT. Also Scyther is cool as fuck
Kara Goucher- Eevee
FREAKING ADORABLE
Marion Jones- Mewtwo
Totally unnatural and lab created.
Dwight Stones- Koffing
Worthless and pollutes our sport when he opens his mouth on air.
Anna (Willard) Pierce- Ninetales
Feisty, Fast, Foxy.
this is so perfect. if Anna Pierce is Ninetales Sarah Hall must be Vulpix.
Marion Jones…LOLZZ
Galen Rupp, OTC, Salazar…this is too much!!
LOVE IT
Probably the best thing I’ve ever read… including To Kill a Mockingbird and all that classics stuff.
This has winning all over it. Too bad my readership consists of a lotta younger kids. Keep killin’ it!