First off, I’ve added a “Stop Censorship” Anti-SOPA banner to my blog, cuz that shit is whack.
Secondly, I’m rushing this post before going off to a date with my lovely girlfriend (swag). But inspired by my Sh*t Runners Say post and the youtube video “Shit Nobody Says”
, here is my rendition of Shit Runners Don’t Say
“I love watching race-walking”
“I’m glad I drank 2 4 lokos last night!” (*this only applies to the offseason/runners who drink in season (a.k.a. not me))
“Go with the Rivals”
“I love doing triples!” (Dual meet 4×800, mile, 2mile)
Stress fractures are the best!
Man, runners have such big boobs!
“I can’t believe I ate that (insert junk food treat), I feel so guilty ” (*applies to guys only)
“Man the coverage of the track meet on TV was great!”