Finally recovered enough from my bday to write a new blog post for yall <3
I realize some people will be like “oh this is sexist, he’s objectifying women, only talking about their superficial qualities ect ect blah blah blah”
I don’t care, suck it.
This blog topic was inspired by the recent FIFA Women’s World Cup match that occurred yesterday. It was not inspired by the loss, where Japan’s U20 boys team beat the US, but rather it was inspired by the attractiveness of some of the female athletes.
Now there were some attractive girls on the team (via Alex Morgan <3 <3) but it lead me to wonder, which sport produces more attractive females (at the elite level)? Here is my analysis of this extremely deep question.
I’m going to break this into some different categories. First:
The Ass Factor:
Depends on what you’re looking for, a big old badunkadunk or a normal sized one. If you’re looking for the kind of butt that rappers talk about, the track girls win this one for sure.
I can’t decide y’all, this one’s up to you.
The “In-Game” Attractiveness
Female athletes don’t have boobs lol.
This is a tough one y’all. I think “personality” may actually come into play here to be the tiebreaker (via “What counts is what’s on the inside”)
I asked some females who’s nicer, soccer players or runners.
The overwhelming majority said runners.
Direct Quote from my pal LJ- Soccer players are full of drama. Runners aren’t.
Consensus: FEMALE SOCCER PLAYERS ARE CRAZY
Now I may be biased…but the runners win this one!
Despite their loss, I still love you Hope Solo. Be my valentine <3