It’s Father’s Day y’all. Today is a day to hang out with the old man, have a game of catch, and tell him “thanks, dude.”
Here are some reasons you should thank your dad today.
1.) He has had to put up with your mom for WAY longer than you have.
2.) He chose your favorite sports teams for you before you were even born.
3.) He will always be more badass than you.
4.) Your dad made it to your age without the internet, laptops, gps, Blu-Ray, or even digital cable and he somehow survived.
5.) Your dad will always be your biggest fan…
EVEN WHEN HE’S LIVING IN A HUT 7821.56 MILES AWAY
6.) Your dad had to put up with you pissing your pants, dragging him to Pokemon:The Movie, going through puberty, getting in trouble, parent teacher conferences, your fads and phases, and the awful music you’ve made him listen to in HIS car.
7.) He taught you how to catch and throw a ball, swear, man-up, and never give up.
8.) Your dad would do and has done everything he possibly can to provide you with a better life, whether it be working late hours, dealing with asshole bosses, putting in overtime, or even spending a few years in Afghanistan.
Thank your dads today. They deserve it.